December 2011
43 posts
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
HAHHAHHHAHAH
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Turning 19
Thank you so much to all the people who took time to greet me today. Be it in Facebook, Twitter, and/or text. I’m trying to reply to each one (No copy-paste to make it more meaningful) and it might take time. Hihi.
For the people who made long letters, gave me gifts, & surprised me during my birthweek, I love you guys. You’ve made my turning old more acceptable.
I don’t...
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Birthday+Christmas Wishlist
So it sucks that my birthday’s on the 18th and Christmas is on the 25th but hey, can’t complain cause Jesus was born first.
This list is dedicated to my Santa Clauses who don’t know what to get me. ;;)
1. Muji Pens (Picture from Teacup’s tumblr)
2. Bracelets/Necklace (one that doesn’t rust easily please)
Bracelet: Not beads(hurt my skin)/bangles (fall off my...
